aliasmask wrote:
Wow, I think you win the Geekiest Reference of the Year award for programming.
"I just wanna thank a few of the special people in my life. First, my mother for not buying me a computer when I was a kid. Her attitude motivated me to save my lawn mowing money and buy a computer myself -- it certainly gave me incentive to spend every last second I could on the computer in order to get enough value for my hard-earned dollar.
"Next, I want to thank my younger sisters. They were so obnoxious that once again, I spent as much time away from them as possible and where better to spend it than programming on a computer?
"Last, I want to thank those women who, in my adult life, provided me with an intense need for cash. Without you I never would've pursued a career that turned out so lucrative once I was able to get you off my back and out of my life permanently.
"A big 'thank you' goes out to all of them!"
