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Troll Poetry

Post by RPTroll »

It’s Friday, the day when all good trolls wax poetic.

Dwarf Stew

Kobolds are a scrawny lot, Gobbo’s ain’t much better
Hobgobs got not tastes at all and Orcs taste just like leather
Elves ain’t got much meat at all and gomes are even smaller
Halflings are a tasty treat though humans are much taller
Dwarves are really tough to eat ‘less you boil ‘em for a while
Put taters and onions in that stew and you're sure to bring a smile.
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:) :)
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Grand!!
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*Grumble...* Rrrr, Your making this Giant Hungry :twisted: :wink:
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