Baby on the way !

Post by **trevor** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:28 am

It's 3a and Audra's water just broke. So by this time tmrw we'll have a baby ! Crazy !

I'll keep you guys posted (not cause you are obligated to care, just cause I have an outlet to disperse the information to and I'm going to use it by golly !)

Post by **dorpond** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:36 am

WOOHOO!!!

Congrats, Daddy!

Think you could work on stamps in the hospital waiting room? LOL - J/K

RPTroll · Post by **RPTroll** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:58 am

How about a paypal collection for a baby gift, everyone?

Post by **trevor** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:31 am

RPTroll wrote:How about a paypal collection for a baby gift, everyone?

Heh, that's a nice thought, but since this is our third kid, we actually have everything we need already

But thanks for the sentiment !

RPTroll · Post by **RPTroll** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:43 am

Not even for the kids first dice bag?

Hey, shouldn't you be at the hospital? Don't tell me you've got a laptop there with a cell connection.

Phergus · Post by **Phergus** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:56 am

Next release, Baby Croft 3.0, heh.

Good health and happiness to you, your wife and the new member of your family.

Post by **trevor** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:06 am

RPTroll wrote:Not even for the kids first dice bag?

Oh yeah, good call !

RPTroll wrote:Hey, shouldn't you be at the hospital? Don't tell me you've got a laptop there with a cell connection.

Well, Audra wants a home birth, so, well, we're just hanging out at home. Midwife will come in a bit. Whew.

RPTroll · Post by **RPTroll** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:14 am

Phergus wrote:Next release, Baby Croft 3.0, heh.

ROFL

Known issues wiht Baby Croft 3.0:

Sends zero level interrupts affecting sound card. Diagnosis of known occurrences:

Core dumps cause interrupt. Work around involves diaper change.
Lack of input causes interrupt. Work around involves feeding, often at night during normal system sleep cycle.
If input buffer is not cleared interrupt occurs but does not often involve the sound card. In this case an input back flow occurs requiring deletion in a timely manner before sound card is activated. Work around involves patting new system on the back after input.
At times these interrupts occur randomly for no apparent reason. Various and diverse options are recommended by other system users including walking with system, rocking the system, and putting system on top of activated clothes drier unit.

Despite this known issues, customer satisfaction remains high with many customers stating they don't know how they lived without the product. Note, after 15 years of use many system owners express frustration and anger with a system that has gotten out of control. After 22 years, however, most owners return to a positive view of the system.

But for now, enjoy.

Steel Rat · Post by **Steel Rat** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:28 am

I can see it now, BabyTool 1.0.

Features:

Drag and Drop Diaper interface
Random wandering Doody generator
Pee stream aiming is easy with mouse or tablet
Random curse word generator
Realistic Fog of Diaper settings, based on sense of smell and Baby behavior
Interfaces with DiceTool so parents can "roll for it" to see who gets up this time
Subliminal "college fund" reminders
Random Parental Response generator, for those "Are we there yet?" moments. Samples "You shoulda thought of that before we left.", "Everyone stop touching everyone!", "I don't care who farted, just roll the window back up."
And More!

Post by **trevor** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:48 pm

I'd like to announce Croft #3, a healthy baby boy, delivered at home, mom and baby are healthy and great ! Born 8/3/06 at 4:59p central

More details to follow.

Phergus · Post by **Phergus** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:20 pm

Congratulations!

Post by **dorpond** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:39 pm

WOOHOO!!!!

Congrats!

Got a name yet? What weight? (Now I sound like a chick)

Steel Rat · Post by **Steel Rat** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:42 pm

Congrats dude!

Fobbo · Post by **Fobbo** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:41 pm

Congrats, dont worry Dorpond the pics you put up of yourself told us that a long time ago

RPTroll · Post by **RPTroll** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:02 pm

Congrats and best wishes to you and yours, Trevor.