aliasmask wrote:<on a side note>Corp-speak should be it's own language
"Well, Pulse leverages Novell's expertise and experience developing enterprise collaboration and communication tools, as well as industry leadership in creating strong identity and security management solutions. We bring these competencies together to give your enterprise the confidence to exercise real-time collaboration technologies."
</on a side note>
I have side-note related links (aka, I smell a potential threadjack opportunity, and that's what I'm good at):
http://www.erikandanna.com/Humor/bullshit_generator.htm
sadly the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator seems to have gone defunct. It's too bad, really. It was genius.
So I give you the link that used to werk. http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/g ... bin/ms.cgi
It's got a nice 404 cartoon.